Which dildo will send you to orgasmic bliss?

Once upon a time the choice of sex toys was limited and if you wanted a dildo your only options were big fleshy cocks, or if you were lucky, bigger black ones for fetish fans. Nowadays, you can get dildos of every shape, size, colour and texture. Some dildos are beautifully crafted crystal works of art while other dildos are shaped like a fist and look more like something you’d use to hurt someone. There are dildos designed for the vagina and for the anus, dildos that fit in harnesses and dildos with suction cups on the end. These questions will help you identify which dildo is likely to give you the ultimate orgasm.

Do you want it to be phallic or non-phallic? While most dildos have a degree of phallic shape about them for practical reasons, some dildos are designed to look like cock replacements while other dildos are designed to be as far away from the traditional patriarchal symbol of the cock as possible. The latter are often brightly coloured, patterned or even have women’s curves carved into their form. Your choice of dildo doesn’t have to be political – after all, any of them could give you an orgasm – but for some people, the idea of getting a dildo that looks obviously phallic misses the whole point of using a dildo rather than a cock for sex. They don’t want a man involved in their orgasm so why would they want a penis present, even in artificial form?

Do you want it to do any tricks? No, you can’t get a dildo that will sit up and beg for your orgasm but you’d be surprised at how many other options there are. You can get dildos with moveable foreskins and dildos that ejaculate when you fill them with lubricant and squeeze the bulb. You can get dildos that can double as vibrators if you insert a bullet vibe into the base. And you can get dildos with clitoral stimulators or a curved shaft to help you hit your G-spot and intensify your orgasm. Think about your requirements before you choose your dildo.

How much are you willing to spend? If you’re on a budget then your choice may be limited to rubber, though they’re still perfectly suited to giving you orgasms. But if you have unlimited funds then there are elegant glass and sculpted dildos, or even dildos made out of gold or platinum. So decide your price before you go shopping in case you get tempted into something you can’t afford: even an orgasm can be too expensive.

Do you want to use it in a harness? If strap on sex is your path to orgasmic bliss, either buy your dildo with a harness so that you can be sure that it will fit or make sure that it will fit with the harness you already own. Few things are more frustrating than getting your new dildo home ready for a night of orgasms galore only to discover that it won’t fit in your harness no matter how hard you poke.

Do you want it to be waterproof? It may sound ridiculous given that there’s no motor to get damaged but that doesn’t mean that all dildos are suitable for water play. Leather dildos may crack, and some harnesses may shrink when exposed to water, so make sure that you get a dildo that’s suitable for use in the shower if waterplay is something that gives you great orgasms.

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