Sex Toys

Xtreme Pleasure Pearl Vibe

This quality toy combines a rotating head with a clitoral stimulator, a la the Jessica Rabbit. But it has a sneaky extra twist. Rather than having a base full of beads to swirl against your clit, the entire shaft is full of them! Quite why the clitoral stimulator is elephant shaped (complete with tusks) we don’t know, but from the way that it feels, we don’t care either! Even better, this toy comes with a free tube of lube.

Puzzle waterproof vibe

This toy offers you several vibrators in one, thanks to the innovative way that you can twist off the head (best not to do this in front of a guy who’s easily traumatized) and rearrange the seven ‘rings’ to change the shape of the toy for maximum pleasure.

Undoing the ‘head’ can be a little tough, so you may need a helping hand (makes a change from asking a man to undo a pickle jar) but it’s worth the effort. The ridges are great to grip onto, and give you extra sensation during penetration – and the vibrations work even when you’re in the shower or bath. The perfect puzzle to play together.

G-point vibrator

This toy may look a little ‘old school’ but it certainly packs a punch. The main attraction is the bent tip, which makes it ideal for G-spot stimulation.

But the fun doesn’t stop there. The base of the toy has an original feature: a ‘rim’ covered in nodules so that you can get clitoral stimulation at the same time as your G-spot thrills. And as this toy vibrates too, you’re talking pleasure overload. The packaging’s very discreet too.

Digger II

This cute silicone toy looks like a mole but don’t let that put you off: its sweet styling means that it’s ideal for a beginner who may be scared by more old-fashioned toys. Made by the fabulous Fun Factory, its easy to control and multi-speed so you can rev it up to your heart’s desire. And it’s splash-proof so you can even use it in the shower. Make sure that you don’t use this toy with silicone based lube though – use water-based instead, as silicone lube damages silicone vibes.

Frenchy Supercock

This dildo certainly lives up to its name! At around eight inches long, it should be enough to satisfy the most demanding size queen. But it’s the shape that’s most intriguing. With a bulbous head, (extremely large) foreskin detailing and testicles, it’s larger than life. As such, this one’s best for single girls, or women whose partners are very secure in themselves.

Tropics Surprise

This hard plastic toy is great if you're into intense vibrations. Try holding it against your cheek while giving oral sex for a blow job that will blow him away.

Even better, the nubbly tip enhances the clitoral stimulation. At around 6 inches long with a reasonable girth, it's neither tiny nor huge - a good non-threatening toy.

However, it does take two C batteries, rather than the usual AA batteries, so make sure you stock up on those too, if you don't want to be anxious with anticipation when it arrives in your post.

Erotic Twister

As part of the classic 'rabbit' family, you can't go far wrong with this purple soft rubbery number. The added 'twist' is that the shaft is shaped with ridges all the way down, offering something more to grip against - try pulling it out while clenching your kegel muscles for a real thrill.

Easily controlled with an on/off switch on the base, you can increase the intensity of the vibrations by turning the wheels, also on the base. As for the clitoral stimulator, all we can say is 'wow'!

X-Commander

This is one of our favourite bullets, offering a choice of three bullet attachments varying in size, from around an inch long/wide to two inches long/thick. If you're nervous about toys or find the idea threatening, this is perfect because even the smallest man will be bigger than this toy - but it still offers fantastic thrills.

With 17 different settings, including vibration, pulsing, surging and escalating, among others, this is perfect for clitoral stimulation. It can also add buzz if you hold it against the perineum - his or hers - during sex. This toy looks classy too, in frosted plastic, and takes three AAA batteries.