Write a review of the toy you've bought, send it in with your receipt and, if we publish the review, we'll give you your money back. Here are some suggestions to get you started:

• Aim for 4-500 words.
• Tell us your first impressions on opening the box.
• What did the look of the toy make you think of?
• Have you used sex toys before?
• Do you share your toys with your partner?
• How did you begin to explore what the toy will do?
• What body bits did the toy touch?
• What did you think and fantasise about?
• Were you satisfied?
• If so, how in particular were you satisfied?
• On a scale of 1-10?
• Would you recommend this sex toy?
• If so, to whom especially?
• Judging your sex toy, you might like to think about: girth, texture, length, vibration, control and shape.

If none of these suggestions appeal to you, just write a review!

Have fun! Email your words, with receipt, to YourLG@loversguide.com