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The Galan vibrator

I'd read about it. I'd looked for it. I'd seen other girls smile. I'd wondered: were those smiles genuine? Sex hadn't done it for me; my hands hadn't reached it. It would, therefore, be with mechanical assistance that I would discover my G-spot. I would buy a vibrator - not my first, but the first in a long, long while. read more

The Laya Spot vibrator

I have a Mac computer. It looks cute. It looks iconic. It's permanently in danger of looking retro. I also have a PC. What's this got to do with vibrators? Well, the Laya Spot vibe did seem at first sight in danger of being the iBook of vibrators. Nice design; not enough memory supplied; too slow; nice graphics. Not exactly: form follows function. More: form. read more

The Ultime vibrator

The Ultime is, without doubt, a work of art. I have already bought a new bedside lamp to complement it on my bedside table. It is also, as Natural Contours say, ergonomically designed - to fit the natural contours of a woman's body. read more

The Double bunny vibrator

Mine was the obvious question: where, exactly, do the other ears go? The toy was pleasingly symmetrical, but I couldn't help thinking: I only have one clitoris. Still, I readied myself to give it a go. read more

Butt Candy

Now generally speaking, my butt has a short attention span. More often than not, I have to cover up politely - lots of smiles - to its lack of particular interest when whoever's equipment it might be is 'revealed'. I have too been known to divert myself with some finely placed Meg Ryan moans, which beats stopping the action to give instructions. I have a need for my sex toys. read more

The Cone

It was Sunday. The package had arrived the day before and now the object sat on my desk beside a vase of lilies, lose change, Chinese worry balls, whose alternative possible purposes had been explored, and two canisters of lube (one excellent: ID Millennium; the other hilariously foul, stinging and smelling of old chewing gum: Durex Tingle). This, then, was the Cone. read more

Quickies

Click to read each:Xtreme Pleasure Pearl Vibe; Puzzle waterproof vibe; G-point vibrator; Digger II; Erotic Twister; X-Commander.

The Feeldoe

This phenomenal concept toy is an amazing revolution for lesbian lovers. One partner 'wears' the bulbous end and it simply stays put, allowing her to penetrate her partner with the 7" shaft - all without using her hands or wearing a harness. The thrill of playing with a double without the hassle of a harness or hands! read more