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Butt Candy
Now generally speaking, my butt has a short attention span. More often than not, I have to cover up politely - lots of smiles - to its lack of particular interest when whoever's equipment it might be is 'revealed'. I have too been known to divert myself with some finely placed Meg Ryan moans, which beats stopping the action to give instructions. I have a need for my sex toys.
I have my favourites. Plug and Joy, the big purple vibrating butt plug, keeps my head clear when working at home. I'd rather have an expert hand work the Probe up and down and around inside me than practise the latest sports massage techniques on my crunched shoulders - and I'm comfortable, now, with the thought that many people genuinely like doing this. (For the girls, perhaps, a Germaine-Greer-esque act of revenge; for the men - I flatter myself it's the buttocks and/or the careful investment of time with the disposable razor.)
I was intrigued when the pleasingly named Butt Candy arrived. Was this a moustachioed missile of pure anal delight or a glorified lavatory brush? We would see.
First impressions? Those - bristles ? Had they been researched? In action? Had someone, indeed, spent a contemplative half hour or so with a lavatory brush, then achieved his Eureka ! moment? Or were they more the product of visual whimsy than working-boy fun?
Now, many's the time I've rather loudly declared to variably tolerant audiences that the anus is packed with sensitive nerve-endings. Never had I so much believed this as in the ensuing minutes.
Those bristles . Genius! 'Oooh' became 'Ah!' and the general desensitisation that follows the first pop, generally, didn't occur. My advice: start slowly. Position the toy on the floor and don't bounce onto it, thinking you've had it all before. They seem to squirm individually - and as you get used to that sensation you can increase the pace. Try rotating it too inside - rather interesting.
In brief: a toy for those who like their anal stimulation over and above a prostate massage. The downside: cleaning it afterwards was a bore.
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