The White Stuff - plain text - quiz page: http://www.loversguide.com/sex_advice/sex_quiz_trivia/white/quiz.html

1

Those on a diet needn't worry too much when it comes, so to speak, to the question: spit or swallow? How many calories are in the average ejaculate ‘sample'?

1 It's calorie-free – Bonus!

2 Between five and fifteen

3 400 – like a can of cola

4 Over 1000 – a full meal

2

Sperm aren't only for fertilising eggs. Strange as it may seem, the male of the species also produces what are known as ‘killer sperm'. What are they for?

1 To relax the woman and help her reach orgasm

2 To destroy any infections present

3 To kill any other men's sperm that they find

4 To incapacitate the woman while she is fertilised

3

It might seem that the sperm don't have that far to travel, but if we scaled things up, what would be the equivalent distance for a human to run to reach the goal?

1 A 100 meter sprint

2 Once round the track – 400 meters

3 A three minute mile

4 26 miles – a marathon

4

Pity the poor fruit fly, which has the longest sperm in relation to its body. At 6 cm long, how many times longer than the fly's body is its sperm?

1 The same length

2 About twice as long

3 Twenty times as long

4 From here to the moon and back – in human terms

5

In the Far East , it's been the occasional young man's misfortune (or not?) to fall asleep and wake to find himself being fellated by an older man. Why is this?

1 The young men were exceptionally pretty and well endowed

2 The old men were a bit senile

3 The sperm of the young is thought to be packed with ‘yang' energy

4 The old men were hungry and fancied a free, tasty snack

6

The worst tasting sperm is said to be produced after a meal of asparagus, but which of the following drinks can actually improve the taste of sperm?

1 Vodka flavoured with garlic

2 Milk

3 Naturally fermented real ale

4 Coffee

7

It's only one sperm that might end up fertilising the woman's egg, but nature sends out rather more of the little fellows than that. How many, in one ejaculate?

1 A magnificent seven

2 A dirty dozen

3 1001 white nights

4 400 million – the population of Europe

8

If you're having trouble making babies and go to a fertility clinic, one thing they'll do is see how many sperm there are in the man's ejaculate. This figure is called:

1 The viral load

2 The sperm count

3 The IQ

4 The fish counter

9

Dubious ‘volumiser' products are available which claim to increase the amount of ejaculate a man can produce. Why would the wild boar not need such a product?

1 It produces a pint of semen already

2 It produces two gallons of semen

3 If semen were petrol, you could fill up the tank with it

4 The wild boar does not produce semen

10

Some guys put on a pretty good show when it comes to far they can shoot their load. If a guy doesn't masturbate for two or three days, what effect does this tend to have on the distance?

1 It's much further – even over the shoulder

2 It's thicker so shoots less far

3 He'll be lucky if he ejaculates at all

4 There is no difference