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1

In the afterlife, you'll find your reward – or your punishment. Possibly, but which Pope in which year declared that there was no sex in heaven?

1 St. Paschal I – in 821

2 Urban III – in 1185

3 Benedict XV – in 1919

4 John Paul II – in 1980

2

Statues of the god Priapus were often used to defend against burglars and unwanted intruders. What was it thought Priapus would do to them?

1 Castrate them and eat their testes

2 Anally impale them with his enormous erection

3 Turn them, if male, into women

4 Give them ‘priapism' – a permanent erection

3

The chief of the Greek gods, Zeus, certainly had no compunction when it came to exercising his divine rights. What was the name of his favourite boy?

1 Proteus

2 Ganymede

3 Paris

4 Odysseus

4

And – the god got around – in which form did he descend upon an unsuspecting Leda in order to rape her?

1 A bull

2 A stallion

3 A swan

4 A snake

5

Some Biblical commandments are better known to us than others. According to the Old Testament (Exodus 28:42), would God rather we wore boxer shorts or briefs?

1 Briefs – so we could ‘lift and separate'

2 Boxers – made of linen, never a blend of fabrics

3 He did not wish us to wear underwear

4 Actually, an all-in-one pants and vest combination was preferred

6

According to the Gospels, there was something somewhat gender-bending about the owner of the house in which Jesus wished to hold the last supper. This was:

1 He wore women's clothing in public

2 He did women's work in public

3 His face was as smooth as a woman's

4 He lisped as a woman would

7

The story of the Garden of Eden has been seen as an allegory about sex – with the snake as the penis. In Latin, with which word could the Latin for ‘apple' be confused?

1 Evil

2 Vagina

3 Womb

4 Knowledge

8

According to own strand of Islamic tradition, which of the following is a characteristic of the women there for the men to enjoy when they get to paradise?

1 They have no faces

2 They have no eyes

3 They have no body hair

4 There are no women in paradise

9

Castration has been popular among various Christian sects, but what did the Old Testament have to say about men who were ‘wounded in the stones'?

1 They must marry their mother

2 They must dress in women's clothing

3 They could not enter heaven

4 They must journey to Mesopotamia

10

The hot cross bun, and the cross upon it, was a replacement for earlier, pagan buns made in the shape of:

1 An erect penis

2 A copulating couple

3 A 69

4 A bitten into apple – rather like an iBun