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1

Boys have a head start on girls when it comes to masturbation. Well, it's a little more obvious for boys that they've got a new toy to play with. When do boys start?

1 Around the age of seven or eight

2 Around 12 or 13 years old

3 When they are over 16

4 When they are 21

2

Around eight in ten women masturbate, so there's room for improvement, but how many women continue to masturbate after marriage?

1 Hardly any

2 A few – when their husbands are on business trips

3 About seven in ten

4 Almost all

3

Almost all women who masturbate can reach orgasm doing so, but what is likely to be the consequence of a woman never having masturbated?

1 Her orgasms will be more intense

2 She will never have experienced orgasm

3 She will experience orgasm when asleep

4 She will live longer

4

Education makes a difference. If a woman has a university degree, how does this affect the chances that she'll masturbate?

1 She is much less likely to masturbate

2 It makes no difference

3 She is a little more likely to masturbate

4 She is at least twice as likely to masturbate

5

Girls tend to differ from boys in the time it takes them to come in straight out intercourse, but is this true of masturbation?

1 Girls have one off the wrist quicker

2 Girls and guys take the same time to let their fingers do the walking

3 Girls take a little longer to beat the meat

4 Girls take forever

6

It isn't all in the hand. Many women like technical support. How many UK women under the age of 40 own and use a vibrator?

1 Close to none

2 About a quarter

3 Well over a half

4 Almost all

7

Masturbation isn't just solo play. If you try your hands at mutual masturbation, what is it that you'll be doing?

1 Masturbating in front of a mirror

2 Masturbating while on the phone

3 Masturbating with your partner

4 Watching pornography while masturbating

8

There was to be no rogering to success with the founder of the Boy Scouts, Baden-Powell's boys. What did he say would happen if boys masturbated?

1 They would end up in the lunatic asylum

2 Their male sex organs would become useless

3 Their mouths, eyes and noses would rot

4 All the above

9

True or false: gay and bisexual men, on average, masturbate more than their heterosexual counterparts?

1 False – accept when they're very young

2 False – all men masturbate the same amount

3 True – once or twice a day or even more

4 False – unless they're in a relationship

10

Onanism, i.e. masturbation, is thought by some to be a sin. In the Bible, what did Onan actually do, for which God punished him?

a He masturbated on the Sabbath

b He had sex, passively, with another man

c He withdrew during sex before ejaculating

d He used sheep's intestine as condoms