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Making Babies

1
If a woman wants to get pregnant – as people occasionally do – she might heighten her chances of conceiving by doing what immediately after sex?

1          Lying back and tilting her pelvis up
2          Douching with luke warm water
3          Masturbating to reach orgasm again
4          Asking her partner to massage her

2
Men are continually producing hundreds of millions of sperm. Women, though, are born with their lifetime’s supply of eggs. Is this:

1          True
2          False
3          Only true for specially endowed women
4          Only true for American women

3
Most men know where their dick goes in a female, but where does fertilisation of the egg actually occur?

1          The vagina
2          The fallopian tubes
3          The womb
4          The urethra

4
What is the absolute once and forever method for a man to become permanently infertile – though it can take months for the last of the sperm to be gotten rid of!

1          The condom or sheath – a latex barrier worn on the willy during sex
2          The pill
3          Vasectomy – which closes off the tubes that carry sperm from the testicles
4          Divorce

5
Sex isn’t just fun. A tiny bit of the time, it’s nature’s way of keeping the human race running. But does having more sex (for fun) make a woman more fertile?

1          Yes – more
2          No – less
3          It depends on her height
4          It makes no difference

6
Women ovulate once a month – and, incidentally, tend to wear more provocative clothes, adopt a more enticing stance and go out more at that time. Ah, the subconscious drive to maintain the species! But when are these eggs produced?

1          Women are all born with a lifetime’s supply of eggs
2          A woman’s eggs are all produced at puberty then released once a month
3          Eggs are produced monthly as part of the woman’s cycle
4          Eggs are sometimes produced – around every three months

7
It’s no mere urban myth. This one is actually true – and a well-documented case. What was the age of the youngest mother ever on record?

1          Five – in Peru
2          Nine – in New Mexico
3          Twelve – in India
4          Fourteen – in Swindon

8
The pill has revolutionised women’s (and men’s) lives – and let people have sex purely for pleasure. Why is the combined contraceptive pill so called?

1          It must be combined with condoms to work
2          It combines contraception with protection against STIs
3          It combines two hormones – oestrogen and progestogen
4          It is taken in conjunction with ‘combination therapy’

9
More and more women are pursuing their career first before (possibly) having children. In the UK, what is the average age when women have their first child?

1          18
2          24
3          35
4          42

10
In France, 1/3 of women had been told that babies come from under a gooseberry bush. In the UK, how many were accurately told babies come from ‘mummy’s tummy’?

1          Hardly any
2          Only a third
3          Over half
4          Well over 90%