Man Arrested For Masturbating During Half-Marathon..

We don’t want to tell you this story. It is lewd and just plain old nasty. What compelled this 55-year-old man is beyond us, but Thomas Pantuso was reportedly seen masturbating in public during the Run the Reservoir Half Marathon in Emerson, New Jersey Sunday. The Emerson Police Department later apprehended the man thanks to witnesses who identified Pantuso as the culprit. He was taken to a local hospital for evaluation. Let this be a reminder to all runners that it’s perfectly acceptable to run routes shaped as male genitals, but illegal and highly inappropriate to flash race participants. Don’t be that guy…

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